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aphrodisijack:

stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror

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Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: ...........
Cashier: ........
Me: what are we?

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imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:

If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?

If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?

If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?

Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.

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"Found the white girl"

There is so much I could say but I’ve went on my rampage which was unnecessary in a lot of ways. I just know what people in my family have went through and what a million other families have gone through for this country and for people like that to disrespect it, well it just drives me insane. Even still as they, American Citizens, spit in our faces and appreciate not a single thing we sacrifice for them, I will stand tall and proudly serve their country. I will gladly go over seas and kill any bastard that wants to threaten my country. I will kill them. I love America and I’m so proud to say that.

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